Questions, questions:

I mean is there anybody left out there who doesn’t have tooth marks on the neck? ‘Cos you know if you watch TV, pick up a video or go to the movies, Vampires are everywhere. And they’re not those ugly old Transylvanian jobs either. These ones are gorgeous – when they’re not gorging that is…

And one other question that’s bothering us but not the good people in television current affairs and other media: What work is there in a depressed economy for aging baby-boomers who might find that the level of receiving super has been increased? Just for a change, could somebody ask Mr Brash that simple question before we all move to Oz, where seniors and super are valued?

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Wow! Has humour changed… once it was innuendo and cunning omission of key words – now it’s in your face at every turn.  Just take a trip back  and see what we used to giggle at…  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRH9xiNcqc

Winston’s back – well almost.  Give or take a few months he’s bound to be leading a new party. This can only be good news for those of us who still have double-breasted suits and had to cloister them in wardrobes for fear of being seen in such passé clobber. Time to dust them off, have them drycleaned and ready to wear without shame some time in the next year. 

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And this in my email this week:

NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most  advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it ...... so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1950!

Symptoms of the Senile Virus:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mails.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.

Remember???????????

I don't remember if I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??